ontarom

Please drown me in fluffy happy Walking Dead fix-fics

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It was too big as a soundbyte for tamblr so I had to make a video out of it.

ontarom:

I’ve been watching a lot of DayZ videos and I sketched these idiots.
I think it would be like a zombie apocalypse AU, in which they also have to work as a sniper/spotter pair. Although I doubt Scout would be very good at calculating distances, but at least he can watch Sniper’s back while he does his job.

ontarom:

I’ve been watching a lot of DayZ videos and I sketched these idiots.

I think it would be like a zombie apocalypse AU, in which they also have to work as a sniper/spotter pair. Although I doubt Scout would be very good at calculating distances, but at least he can watch Sniper’s back while he does his job.

Now I’m thinking of a Team Fortress/Alien crossover, but with Scout Xenomorph, and Sniper as Ripley. Yes, particularly the ending, with Sniper hunting down Scout in his undies.

Plot twist: he catches the critter and shags him. Because that’s what Sniper does. And XenoScout ain’t so bad once you’ve tamed him. The End.

I’m trying not to have perverted thoughts about Xenomorph Scout.

Trying. And failing.

“Fuck it! I don’t care anymore! I’m done!” Scout yelled. “Bad Day? I got something to make it better.” Sniper grabbed Scout by the hand and led him outside to Engineer’s workshop. “Engie said he took out Mann’s programming and now they’re harmless, but kinda off. Personally, I think it’s how they were supposed to be.” Inside, a SniperBot had its arm slung around a ScoutBot and was listening to it go on about baseball with an occasional, “That is interesting, love.”
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Is this going where I think it’s going?

I literally do not care.

mordin-souls:

Take a moment to appreciate Javik’s perfect mouth, please.

mordin-souls:

Take a moment to appreciate Javik’s perfect mouth, please.

Why had i not heard about this movie until now?

I want to watch it D: Apparently it had a limited release in my country. I can’t find a torrent. I really want to check it out.

Fuck no. God no. Why. Why now. Fuck.

Ok. So my mom just asked me for my social security card. It’s nothing important, she needs it to pickup asthma medication for both her and I.

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Seriously tho, how is one supposed to answer the question, “But have you actually tried changing yourself?”

Because seriously, I don’t know. Have I tried? Have I tried getting out of the house? Have I tried ignoring the opinions of others about my appearance or worth as a person? Have I tried drawing? Have I tried talking to my parents?

No, I guess I haven’t tried! Thanks! I should go and try that now!

I’ll start by talking to my parents, tell them how bad they make me feel, accidentally making them hate me even more in the process by making it sound like I blame them for my problems!

Then I’ll go get myself real pretty’d up and go out of the house! For no reason, just to enjoy a pleasurable walk!

And then I’ll pour hours and hours of work into an artwork! Just like that, completely fueled by my own willpower!

WOW! If only I had known it would be so easy to TRY!!!

Can’t wait until she tells our parents.

My sister just suggested going out together to cheer me up.

Going out. At night. As in for drinks.

My sister doesn’t know me. Her and I are strangers. I shouldn’t have told her anything.